Post by christian1092 on Jun 6, 2007 21:50:27 GMT -5
just to throw some variation on here, heres a good rap song, and one of the only rap songs i like.
keep in mind, its a rap song, and has a LOT of profanity.
read at your own expense
The Dating Game - Insane Clown Posse
Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a schizopherenic serial killer clown
who says women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?
Sharon: Contestant #1, i believe first impressions last forever. So lets
say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my
family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick.
Contestant #1: Let's see... well i'd have to think about it. I might show up in
a tux ha but i doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and
look your mama in the eye and tell her f*** you! Hurry up b**** i'm hungry, I
smell spaghetti, i pinch her limpy a** and tell her get the food ready. Your
dad would probably start trippin' and get me p*****, I'd have to walk up and
bust him in his f*****' lip. It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your
mother i'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother. I'm steady
starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some
big t***! After that, your dad would try to TRIP again, and only this time I'd
put the 40 to his chin. After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd
DRY f*** her till i n** in my underwear...
(applause and laughter)
Host: Now lets meet Contestant number 2. He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
freak who works for the dark carnival. He says women call him stretch n***.
Sharon let's here your question.
Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who
expresses himself in his own special way. Number 2, if you fell in love with
me, exactly how would you let me know?
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. You sound like richy b****
yo F*** You! but if i did, I'd probably show you that i care by takin' all
these other mothaf****** outta here. I'd go through your phone book and wack
'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his f***** jaw (what!?).
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay. I'd be blowin' f***** nuggets off
all day. I'd grab your t******, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em
go and watch 'em both spring up in your face. I'd sing love songs to ya the
best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN! Then we go to the beach and
walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.
as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up
your a** crack!
(applause and laughter)
Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number 2 is just overflowing with
sensitivity Sharon. It's a tough choice so far. Sharon lets have your last
question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden
Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same
time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up
line be? Whoever's the smoothest wins!!
C#1: Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how
f****** fat you are. I'd tell you that I like the way you make your ti*****
shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake
C#2: F*** That! You'd be jackin' me quick. I'd order you a drink and stir it
with my d***, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply
walk up and stick my n*** in your face.
C#1: Yeah freak her with your n*** yo that'll get her
C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
C#1: Look, f*** you, i got a strong REP you don't want Contestant number 2
he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket
(uhhhh) tryin' to f*** it, it was a big f****** smelly a** farm LLAMA
C#2: D*** dawg!How ya gonna dis your mama??!!!
keep in mind, its a rap song, and has a LOT of profanity.
read at your own expense
The Dating Game - Insane Clown Posse
Host: lets meet contestan number 1, he's a schizopherenic serial killer clown
who says women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?
Sharon: Contestant #1, i believe first impressions last forever. So lets
say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my
family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick.
Contestant #1: Let's see... well i'd have to think about it. I might show up in
a tux ha but i doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and
look your mama in the eye and tell her f*** you! Hurry up b**** i'm hungry, I
smell spaghetti, i pinch her limpy a** and tell her get the food ready. Your
dad would probably start trippin' and get me p*****, I'd have to walk up and
bust him in his f*****' lip. It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your
mother i'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother. I'm steady
starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some
big t***! After that, your dad would try to TRIP again, and only this time I'd
put the 40 to his chin. After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd
DRY f*** her till i n** in my underwear...
(applause and laughter)
Host: Now lets meet Contestant number 2. He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
freak who works for the dark carnival. He says women call him stretch n***.
Sharon let's here your question.
Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who
expresses himself in his own special way. Number 2, if you fell in love with
me, exactly how would you let me know?
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. You sound like richy b****
yo F*** You! but if i did, I'd probably show you that i care by takin' all
these other mothaf****** outta here. I'd go through your phone book and wack
'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his f***** jaw (what!?).
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay. I'd be blowin' f***** nuggets off
all day. I'd grab your t******, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em
go and watch 'em both spring up in your face. I'd sing love songs to ya the
best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN! Then we go to the beach and
walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.
as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up
your a** crack!
(applause and laughter)
Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number 2 is just overflowing with
sensitivity Sharon. It's a tough choice so far. Sharon lets have your last
question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden
Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same
time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up
line be? Whoever's the smoothest wins!!
C#1: Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how
f****** fat you are. I'd tell you that I like the way you make your ti*****
shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake
C#2: F*** That! You'd be jackin' me quick. I'd order you a drink and stir it
with my d***, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply
walk up and stick my n*** in your face.
C#1: Yeah freak her with your n*** yo that'll get her
C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
C#1: Look, f*** you, i got a strong REP you don't want Contestant number 2
he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket
(uhhhh) tryin' to f*** it, it was a big f****** smelly a** farm LLAMA
C#2: D*** dawg!How ya gonna dis your mama??!!!