Post by Vici on Nov 16, 2007 22:35:27 GMT -5
I got these from RD! They are HILARIOUS!!!! I especially love #28!!!!
Ever have one of those days where you and your friends can find absolutely nothing fun to do? Well, look no further then your nearest Wal-Mart or other large store. Below is a list of hilarious things to do in a store to cure your boredom, lol. And yes, my friends and I have done many of these, tis' a great boredom killer. Have fun!
1. Grab a wrapping paper tube and whack people in the head and when they turn around, start whistling with the tube behind your back.
2. Go up to another customer and ask "How much are the -insert product name here-?" when they tell you how much, start yelling at them to lower the price
3. Dance like a maniac in the aisles while singing, 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T', 'Y.M.C.A', 'Shout!', 'Too Sexy', or all of them combined
4. Shop. From other people's carts.
5.Find a really loud rock music channel on a radio in electronice dept. turn power off and volume to the highest it will go. Walk away. Repeat with remaining radios in department.
6. Take one of those big bouncy balls and throw them at people.
7. Stare at the lava lamps and when someone starts to pass by you, say, "Preeeeeeetyyyyyyyy."
8. Play the PS2(or Xbox) in the electronic section. Every time a kid passes by, cradle the remote and glare at them.
9.When someone comes over the loud speaker get down on your knees and say "NO ITS THOSE VOICES AGIAN!!!!" and run away.
10. Go up to an employee and say,"We have a code three in isle 12" and see what happens.
11. Smile really big and bound up to someone, make your smile dissapear and say very seriously to them, "I've lost my mind, can you help me find it?"
12. Go up to and employee and ask them if they have a item that doesn't exist (make it up)they'll say "No" and then two seconds later ask,"Do you have it now?" and to that repeatdly.
13. When a clerk walks up and says "Hello, may I help you?" start crying and say "Why won't you people just leave me alone!"
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" or jump out at them.
15. Ask an employee to scan a random item. Keep saying "I don't think that's right scan it again" 10 minutes later rip the tag off of something else and then go up to the same guy and ask for a price check.
16. Put on an inflatable sumo wrestler suit that makes you look like you're 2000 pounds... and try to walk in Walmart's front door... and then threaten to sue when you get stuck.
17. Hijack Walmart's intercom system and play "Fergalicious" over and over again.
18. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
19. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
20. Two words: "Marco Polo." LOL
21. Challenge other people to duels with sticks of wrapping paper.
22. Grab a random thing off a shelf and in every aisle advertise it to the people walking by.
23. Go into a dressing room, wait for a long time, and then yell "There's no toliet paper in here!!"
24. Stare at an action figure and when someone walks by, say "Why won't you answer me??" to said action figure.
25. Stare at someone, then when they notice yell "You'll never take me alive!!" and run down another aisle.
26. Place a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of an aisle, and when someone comes to get it, jump out and say, "Swiper no swiping!!"
27. Take a yellow ball, throw it and yell, "I choose you, Pikachu!!"
28. Throw skittles at people and say "Now can you taste the rainbow??"
29. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
30. Go in the stuffed animal aisle and when people walk by you, say "SHH! They're sleeping!!"
31. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
32. Play with the automatic doors.
33. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
34. Run around pretending to iceskate on the waxed floors.
35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
37. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle described above.
38. Attempt to fit yourself into a very large gym bag.
39. Attempt to fit other people into a very large gym bag.
40. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
41. Drive remote control cars at unsuspecting customers
42. At the self-check out, when the cashiers ask why you're trying to scan your butt, tell them you swear that's where the barcode for your dog food ended up...
43.Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
44. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
45.Randomly yell "Watch out for falling prices" and see how many people look around and/or up!
46.Get a fishing pole from the store, attach a dollar to it, then reel it in and watch people chase it
47.Put random things in people's carts when they are not looking!
48.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
49. Go behind to where the workers slide the milk through the opening in the refrigerated section and stare at someone.
50. Ask them if they accept credit cards. When they say yes, say, thats nice and pay for what you're buying in cash
51.Glue a quarter on the ground and see how many people try to pick it up.
52. Put on a trench coat and sunglasses, then go up to someone and say, "Operation #162443 is now underway, agent #2045.
53. Hide behind the Barbies and wait until some kid walks by. Then say in a really creepy
voice, while jiggling the Barbie box, "BUY ME NOW, CHILD!"
54. Take in a large empty box and ask people "Have you seen my pet snake?"
55. Pose next to a manakin...wave at the people who stare at you. Resume manakin pose.
56. Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, "What aisle are they selling these on?"
57. Get a Darth Vader toy (make sure it can talk) and put it next to the inner-com
58. Hide somewhere and when a dark haired boy with glasses walks by say "Yer a wizard Harry" in your best Hagrid voice.
59. Gather a cartload of stuff and drop one item at a time while walking around the store. If people try to give the stuff back to you 'sshhh' them and explain you are leaving a trail.
60. Turn around to the person behind you in the checkout line and say, "Do you smell that?" when they say, "No," turn back around and say, "Good."
61. Slip embarrassing items into peoples carts, like make up in a guys cart. They won't notice until they get to the check out line.
Aren't these hilarious?!?!?!?! I LOVE IT!!!!!! I'm so gonna try some of these...................
~Vici
Ever have one of those days where you and your friends can find absolutely nothing fun to do? Well, look no further then your nearest Wal-Mart or other large store. Below is a list of hilarious things to do in a store to cure your boredom, lol. And yes, my friends and I have done many of these, tis' a great boredom killer. Have fun!
1. Grab a wrapping paper tube and whack people in the head and when they turn around, start whistling with the tube behind your back.
2. Go up to another customer and ask "How much are the -insert product name here-?" when they tell you how much, start yelling at them to lower the price
3. Dance like a maniac in the aisles while singing, 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T', 'Y.M.C.A', 'Shout!', 'Too Sexy', or all of them combined
4. Shop. From other people's carts.
5.Find a really loud rock music channel on a radio in electronice dept. turn power off and volume to the highest it will go. Walk away. Repeat with remaining radios in department.
6. Take one of those big bouncy balls and throw them at people.
7. Stare at the lava lamps and when someone starts to pass by you, say, "Preeeeeeetyyyyyyyy."
8. Play the PS2(or Xbox) in the electronic section. Every time a kid passes by, cradle the remote and glare at them.
9.When someone comes over the loud speaker get down on your knees and say "NO ITS THOSE VOICES AGIAN!!!!" and run away.
10. Go up to an employee and say,"We have a code three in isle 12" and see what happens.
11. Smile really big and bound up to someone, make your smile dissapear and say very seriously to them, "I've lost my mind, can you help me find it?"
12. Go up to and employee and ask them if they have a item that doesn't exist (make it up)they'll say "No" and then two seconds later ask,"Do you have it now?" and to that repeatdly.
13. When a clerk walks up and says "Hello, may I help you?" start crying and say "Why won't you people just leave me alone!"
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" or jump out at them.
15. Ask an employee to scan a random item. Keep saying "I don't think that's right scan it again" 10 minutes later rip the tag off of something else and then go up to the same guy and ask for a price check.
16. Put on an inflatable sumo wrestler suit that makes you look like you're 2000 pounds... and try to walk in Walmart's front door... and then threaten to sue when you get stuck.
17. Hijack Walmart's intercom system and play "Fergalicious" over and over again.
18. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
19. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
20. Two words: "Marco Polo." LOL
21. Challenge other people to duels with sticks of wrapping paper.
22. Grab a random thing off a shelf and in every aisle advertise it to the people walking by.
23. Go into a dressing room, wait for a long time, and then yell "There's no toliet paper in here!!"
24. Stare at an action figure and when someone walks by, say "Why won't you answer me??" to said action figure.
25. Stare at someone, then when they notice yell "You'll never take me alive!!" and run down another aisle.
26. Place a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of an aisle, and when someone comes to get it, jump out and say, "Swiper no swiping!!"
27. Take a yellow ball, throw it and yell, "I choose you, Pikachu!!"
28. Throw skittles at people and say "Now can you taste the rainbow??"
29. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
30. Go in the stuffed animal aisle and when people walk by you, say "SHH! They're sleeping!!"
31. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
32. Play with the automatic doors.
33. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
34. Run around pretending to iceskate on the waxed floors.
35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
37. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle described above.
38. Attempt to fit yourself into a very large gym bag.
39. Attempt to fit other people into a very large gym bag.
40. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
41. Drive remote control cars at unsuspecting customers
42. At the self-check out, when the cashiers ask why you're trying to scan your butt, tell them you swear that's where the barcode for your dog food ended up...
43.Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
44. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
45.Randomly yell "Watch out for falling prices" and see how many people look around and/or up!
46.Get a fishing pole from the store, attach a dollar to it, then reel it in and watch people chase it
47.Put random things in people's carts when they are not looking!
48.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
49. Go behind to where the workers slide the milk through the opening in the refrigerated section and stare at someone.
50. Ask them if they accept credit cards. When they say yes, say, thats nice and pay for what you're buying in cash
51.Glue a quarter on the ground and see how many people try to pick it up.
52. Put on a trench coat and sunglasses, then go up to someone and say, "Operation #162443 is now underway, agent #2045.
53. Hide behind the Barbies and wait until some kid walks by. Then say in a really creepy
voice, while jiggling the Barbie box, "BUY ME NOW, CHILD!"
54. Take in a large empty box and ask people "Have you seen my pet snake?"
55. Pose next to a manakin...wave at the people who stare at you. Resume manakin pose.
56. Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, "What aisle are they selling these on?"
57. Get a Darth Vader toy (make sure it can talk) and put it next to the inner-com
58. Hide somewhere and when a dark haired boy with glasses walks by say "Yer a wizard Harry" in your best Hagrid voice.
59. Gather a cartload of stuff and drop one item at a time while walking around the store. If people try to give the stuff back to you 'sshhh' them and explain you are leaving a trail.
60. Turn around to the person behind you in the checkout line and say, "Do you smell that?" when they say, "No," turn back around and say, "Good."
61. Slip embarrassing items into peoples carts, like make up in a guys cart. They won't notice until they get to the check out line.
Aren't these hilarious?!?!?!?! I LOVE IT!!!!!! I'm so gonna try some of these...................
~Vici